Roll your ball. Crush the critters. Dodge the chaos.
But never — ever crush the baby.
Why you'll play it
A deceptively simple premise that turns into a reflex-testing, power-up-juggling, combo-chasing arcade obsession.
Gardens, lava chambers, alien neon grids, haunted graveyards and icy caverns — each with its own architecture and portal doors.
Every species uniquely animated — ants with 6 walking legs, wasps with iridescent wings, scorpions with curved tails, frogs with blinking eyes.
Crawls innocently through the chaos. Glows with a golden aura. If you crush it, prepare for some of the most judgmental text ever written.
Rainbow Rampage, Turbo Ball, Deep Freeze, Bug Magnet, Baby Shield and more — each with distinct visuals, sounds and haptic feedback.
A new rotating challenge every day, shared by all players worldwide. Build your streak. Earn bonus tokens.
No objectives. No mercy. Wave after wave of escalating chaos with separate leaderboard and wave milestone rewards.
Meet your enemies
Every creature is procedurally drawn — no sprites, no textures. Anatomically dubious, chaotically animated, deeply committed to ruining your day.
Arsenal
Earn tokens by crushing critters, complete daily challenges, or grab them from the shop.
Free on Google Play. No account required.
Just download and immediately start making terrible decisions.
Also available as paid version — no ads, same great baby-crushing chaos.
Legal
This Privacy Policy applies to the mobile game "Don't Crush the Baby!" on Android. For privacy questions: hello@dontcrushthebaby.com
Saved only on your device, never transmitted to us: game progress, statistics, power-up inventory, settings, daily challenge streak, achievements, player name (12 chars max), consent preference. Uninstalling the App deletes all of it.
The free version uses Google AdMob. Depending on consent, AdMob may collect Advertising ID, IP address, device info, and app usage data. See Google's Privacy Policy.
If you sign in (optional), Google may collect your gamer profile and leaderboard scores. We only receive your score to display the leaderboard.
The "Remove All Ads" purchase is processed entirely by Google Play. We never receive payment details — only a confirmation that the purchase was made.
On first launch you can choose: Accept Personalised Ads or Non-Personalised Ads Only. Change this anytime in Settings. In the EEA/UK we comply with Google's EU User Consent Policy and the IAB TCF.
We do not sell, rent, or trade your data. Only Google LLC (via AdMob, Play Games, Play Billing) may receive data related to your use of this App.
Local data is retained until you uninstall or clear App data. AdMob data is governed by Google (typically up to 18 months). Leaderboard scores are retained until you delete your Play Games profile.
Rated E for Everyone. Does not require account creation or collect personal information directly. Parents can purchase "Remove All Ads" to eliminate all advertising.
For Google-held data: myaccount.google.com/data-and-privacy. For local data: Settings → Apps → Don't Crush the Baby! → Storage → Clear Data.
Local game data is stored in the App's private storage, inaccessible to other apps. We do not transmit it anywhere.
We may update this policy. The "Last updated" date reflects any changes. Material changes will be communicated via an in-app prompt.
Questions: hello@dontcrushthebaby.com
We respond within 30 days. EEA users may also contact their local data protection authority.